Names for generic Viagra

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

The "Poor Pussy" game!

Funny Victorian games

A whole range of 19th century games, in fact, consisted of trying not to laugh.

For example, “Poor Pussy” involved one proper Victorian guest having to crawl on all fours amongst the seated company, meowing piteously, and crouching in front of someone who had to respond, “Poor Pussy!” with an absolutely straight face.

If either Pussy or the speaker so much as smiled, the latter became the new pussy.

If both maintained their composure, Poor Pussy was Poor Pussy indeed, condemned to crawl toward another human in hopes of being relieved of his task…

Opportunistic Carnivores

Many grazing animals will never eat meat in the wild. A horse, wild or domestic would never eat an injured animal.

However, some jerk one fed Twinkie a egg McMuffin, and she ate it, ham and all:

Deer are “Opportunistic carnivores” and will eat meat, like this deer munching out on a live baby bird.

Deer eating a live, baby bird – crunchy!