North Carolina old man charged with impersonating a Marine General

Update 5/30/2010: PFC Hamilton has appeared in court, using an insanity defense!

I have notes showing that stolen valor is an epidenic, and as the son of a real decorated combat veteran, I’m beyond disgusted at hero posers.

The Stolen Valor act provides stiff prison terms for those who dare pose a military heroes, and this creep Michael Hamilton of Richlands North Carolina should go to jail for a long, long time.

A legend in his own mind – Phoney Marine General

Listen to this asswipe, a disgrace to America. He was a Goddamn private, the FBI proved it, and he still insists that he was a Lt. General and then a Colonel:

Private Michael Hamilton, former Lt. general poser, now only posing as a Marine Colonel

This buttwipe has disgraced the Armed Forces before and got off with a slap on the wrist:

“It’s the second time he’s attempted to pass himself off as a high ranking officer: Hamilton was previously convicted of altering a military ID card to represent himself as a three-star general.”

The last time this lying sack of crap Mike Hamilton was convicted, he was posing as a Lt. General and he only got a slap on the wrist.

It’s about time that the Federal Judges started taking the Stolen Valor act seriously and start handing out more stiff prison sentences. Mike Hamilton belongs in prison.

Why employers will not hire job applicants with bad credit

Part of my job is helping companies choose upstanding honest professionals, and it’s discouraging how many people these days don’t understand that employers can and do use their bad credit rating to deny them employment!

Whether it’s having lots of parking tickets (indicating disrespect for the law) or stiffing their creditors, smart employers will carefully avoid hiring any job candidates who have a history of not honoring their contractual obligations.

I had two resumes this week listing degrees on their resume that they had not yet earned!

In one case, the person indicated “2011” as his graduation year, but listed the degree as-if he had already earned it!

Rejecting job applicants with bad credit

Thank God we live in a country where employers are free to toss job applicants who disregard their contractual obligations:

Late Payers: People who pay their bills late have no respect for their contractual obligations.

Walk aways: People who walk away from mortgages are always of poor character, sticking an innocent bank with their own poor investment decision.

Defaulters: I cannot believe all of the people who justify sticking a hospital with their medical bills because they have a catastrophic illness.

See my full notes on why your credit history clearly shows if you are dishonest.

Some hippies think it’s OK to stick others
with their own bad investments

On 60 Minutes they had a clip where people talked about “walking away” from their mortgages, sticking the bank with their bad debt, all because they could!

The scarey part was that they did not think that they were being dishinest!

This dirtbag does not tell the whole truth, that walking away from a mortgage stays on your credit record for life.

Although stiffing a creditor may not be used against you in a credit decision after seven years, it remains as evidence that you are a douchebag for the rest of your life.

Look at these losers in the video, scum whose dishonesty you can small a mile away.

It’s a joke, listen to these dirtbags trying to rationalize sticking their bank with their own bad decisions:

Deer attacks fat man!

This is not really an attack, per se, it’s more like a lovers spat!

If you know about animals, this is a rutting male who thinks that obese man be sexy!

Working with inflamed buttholes

My family has a long hostory of working with butt holes, such as the famous Burleson Sanitarium, in it’s day, the largest center in the world for treating diseases of the rectum:

The Burlesons: Working with buttholes for over 100 years

Man, I needed this today:

Woman misunderstands the new Arizona Law!

America has become a nation of ignorant people, but this is scarey, too scarey when I think that this woman has the right to vote.

This Michael Savage radio fellow lives up to his name, his response is both savage and entertaining:

And, or course, she is on welfare . . .

Auto Tune software makes singing lectures

The new “auto tune” technology is an audio processor that uses software to correct pitch in voices to match a musical tune!

The software tool is called a phase “vocoder” (vocoder is a made-up word consisting of the union of “voice” and “encoder”), a means to digitally encode vocal audio streams.

This application of autotune is quite interesting and melodic.

I like this one below, where they make it appear as if Jane Goodall is singing:

Jane Goodall with Don & Janet Burleson

Check this out, worth a watch: