Missed comeback opportunity

Every few years, I kick myself for not having the presence of mind to deliver a world class comeback to a great set-up.

In a recent example, I came across a fellow strolling on a private golf course, carrying a single golf club.

Since he was not a member (and not allowed to use the course), I came up and asked him what he was using the golf club for. Swear to God, he replied (and I quote him verbatim):

“I use it to beat off the dogs”

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